we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
