turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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