just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Randomize
