I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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