I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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