Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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