nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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