somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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