Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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