I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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