operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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