so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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