My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
