It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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