I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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