shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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