cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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