The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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