But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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