: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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