i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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