I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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