Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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