FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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