What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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