would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
