I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
