its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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