i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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