she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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