I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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