just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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