Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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