she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
