dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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