ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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