wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think your dad took our porno
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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