Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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