Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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