glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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