Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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