Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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