I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
is this the sara with the beer cane?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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