my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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