The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
