If i come over, it means nothing
she was so not down for the gang bang
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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