I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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