why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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