so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Even my vagina gasped.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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