I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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